If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
That’s a decent mission statement, if ever I heard one. (via kiehlmanniac)
“You should never read just for “enjoyment”” is absolutely ridiculous. Excuse me while I go and tell a class of 12 year olds that they can’t read a book just because they enjoy it.
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
For Pike The Polar Bear’s 30th birthday, the San Francisco Zoo brought in some snow. You could say she was pretty excited about it.